thehonorablebat | Jørgensen, Jesper K

[Report compiled for S. Hill, COO, Augury International]

Name: Jesper Kim Jørgensen

Aliases: N/A

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Black

Height: 5’ 11"

Date of Birth: 2/14/1987

Blood type: AB-

Nationality: Denmark

Place of Birth: Roskilde, Denmark

Current Residence: New York City, New York

Education: Cambridge (International Studies)

Skills: International Relations, skilled diplomat, cool headed in a crisis, fencing

Languages: Danish, English, Korean, French

Occupation: Currently serving as Special Representative to the Secretary-General

Quirks/Bad Habits/Vices/Health Problems: N/A [Note: Jørgensen is the most boring man I have ever met.]

Best Qualities: Works best under pressure, skilled problem solver

Wort Qualities: Easily makes acquaintances, but does not make friends.

Sexuality: N/A

Goals/Motivation: N/A

Morality/Ethics: Has thus far followed all direct orders to the letter.

Family and Associates:

John Jørgensen (father)

Jane Jørgensen(mother)

Jonathan Brown (uncle)

Theodore Baxter (former mentor)

Ravn (pet chicken)

[Notes: Yes, this is all I have. Yes, I have fact checked this numerous times. No, I don't think it's real.

The chicken was added to pad out the list.]

Biography: If subject’s records are to be believed, Jørgensen was born in Roskilde, Denmark on Zealand island. An only child with an absentee mother. He did absolutely nothing except attend school until he turned twelve and his American uncle [Jonathon Brown] took custody of him. However, he continued schooling in Denmark.

In 2004, Jørgensen was accepted into Cambridge where he pursued a BA in International Studies.

Shortly after gaining his degree, Jørgensen was employed on Theodore Baxter’s committee for Project Green Boat. Following Green Boat, Jørgensen would continue to work his way through the UN Security Council. Ending up on the Secretary-General’s staff in 2013.

How this was accomplished does not appear to be a subject anyone seems keen on speaking out on. This is frustrating, but unsurprising. Getting diplomats or politicians to admit to anything is like trying to get a cat to do tricks.

Requesting funds for surveillance and further investigation.

-Silas Montoya

Jørgensen, Jesper K

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